About Me
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I'm awesome...no seriously I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm concieted, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well screw you then!! Let me tell you about some of the things that make me awesome...
I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I sing, weave, eat, paint, draw, dance, hug, and I cook - Simultaneously. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits from a sheet of paper. I know that the tooth fairy does not exist. Finally I can last longer than your ex in bed.