I look 26 (eh, 27),Not a JAP, do gymnastics all the time (yes,seriously). I love history, the hillarious (American Dad,Will Ferrell).Give 'em a chance. It's an aquired taste. If you don't think Stepbrothers is funny, it's your fault. I love swearing. I'm independent non-conformist devoted to my WELL behaved kids who are MENSA members, but if you aren't a kid person stop reading becuase I have 2 at home part of the time. Unless you're hot, then I'll sell them if needed. I was a tv reporter if you can believe it from this crappy writing. My teenagers are so smart they're 21yr olds & already passed me. They don't live with me now either so don't panic. I'm provided by my circumstances. I.E. I don't need anyone to take care of me or my kids as they have their own dad and don't need one. I just want to say at the end of my life I fell in love with the right person. I want to look across a crowded room and we only see each other. I'd love kids but no more's ok. FOOTBALL is my passion! The combine's a national holiday for us. I'm a jeans person, but can dress up. Every dumb photo I have up is at an event. I'm emotionally well adjusted, laid back, confident- enough to know I'm ADD so I medicate it. The tradeoffs are well worth it! I'm flexible, playful,and Hey, I never stay mad. I detest fighting. I'm a passionate person but have no interest in conflict. I can hold my own in a thoughtful debate though, believe me! However smart you are I can keep up. I'm funny, no, hillarous, with a quick sardonic wit. I'm a loving,loyal, non-judgemental good listener. I speak 3 languages (Spanish,French,some Hebrew) and use them as much as possible.My Hebrew sucks though. I'm open minded,sexy, and know how to relax. There's not some brooding, meloncholly person hidden inside either. I'm not complicated. I'm the girl that everyone runs up to hug at Wal Mart & a giver in very way. A cheerleader, but not hyper. I was accepted to Harvard grad school but bailed. I love tasteful wedges so I look 5' 7" or 5' 8" all the time.Ha! Real, crazy true love like in the movies is all I ever wanted and all I will ever want. Why be alive if you never enjoy being madly in love. I don't want a perfect person. It's phony, creepy- and factually unsustainable. So I hope you're flawed. I'll never ever let my body or face "go" either. It's not in me. It's not to please anyone else- it's personal.Nothing scares me. Except for pickles. Do not ever ask me to eat one or to smell one. I need a funny person who's grounded, with an unusually sharp wit. I sometimes go for younger guys. Impress me! Unless you're hot- then you don't have to try at all. If I love you it's impossible for you not to love me.