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  • Single, Woman seeking a Man
  • 42 years old from Birmingham, AL
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 3/21/2012
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Intelligence and a quick wit, will always get me. Only then, do I really look at you physically. I find brains sexy. No drama please, Such a waste of breath. I am a music fanatic, I like cereal, thus far I wake up each day, I only wear skirts, dresses and heels. I love dogs. My ideal man has to be breathing. Is smart enough to do, or say things that makes me feel sexy, just as I will in return. A man who likes to have sex on a regular basis, if issues, take the pill. Nobody cares. LISTEN UP GENTS, do not get the wrong idea. I had a gay husband. I did not know he was gay. I know now, he's gay, and it's all fine, I simply prefer to be with someone into women.You never have to lie to me about anything. I do not judge.Example, you don't have to hide a love of porn, past experiences, etc., if this is your gig. I was robbed in 09 and had retro porn mags, 40's - 70's - all stolen. I loved the way women looked in a certain era and have a wall of framed pictures of these retro chicks.The look on my insurance companies face, when I asked how to itemize the magazines was priceless.Re sex in a relationship - My theory is, it will keep you intimate, hence always close. Getting to be with someone who wants you to be 100% yourself, is a kick-ass coup. I don't believe in giving into guilt or shame unless warranted.Let each other enjoy their interests, be happy for each other, in that both may derive enjoyment from those interests. I have raised two step-children from the ages of 4/ 5 and they are now 21/22. I'm still in my thirties (hanging on for dear life, with bloody fingernails), so suffice it to say, we had a lot of fun. Random musings - I am easily amused. I have a smoking monkey, a punching nun, a magic eight ball for all of lifes's really important decisions, antique clapping monkey and now the only thing missing, is a clown painting from The John Wayne Gacy Collection, circa 89. People not my type or who don't comprehend my sense of humor, need not reply. If you hide when you see police cars, not happening. If your address includes anything close to something like, cell block #45, do I have to say it? If a taquito and a big gulp is your idea of a night on the town. Give Up...just give up. Your ideal woman is out there right now, probably wearing pajama jeans, but she's there, oh yes, she's there. I discuss sex, because it's necessary for a relationship. It is not, however, for the purpose to tease and titillate. If I had to describe myself I can't. I guess you could say I'm more like a man in a females body, however, I am one girlie girl. If you had to compare me to someone, I would say the character, "Fraiser", sums me up quite well. Can we please stop with the reality TV? It's like one long episode of Jerry Springer 24/7. At this point, the next reality show will be people clipping their toe nails. Personality wise, I get compared to "Elaine" from Seinfeld, especially when the show was currently airing. I am sarcastic and a hell of a lot of fun.

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