About Me
I have been told that I am a dead ringer for George Clooney. Of course, that was by my mother. People who don't suffer from cataracts don't necessarily hold the same opinion.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, you have lousy taste in music and we will not be a match. If, on the other hand, you like vodka, lobster and prime rib, I am your dream come true.
30+ years of marriage before being divorced made me the perfect mate. I know how to take orders and I can do my own laundry. I'm all yours!