I won't mince words (mostly because I'm not really sure what "mince" means): I'm kind of great. I'm like the bastard offspring of both of those guys from the "I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC" commercial, so the looks of one and the bookishness of the other. I'll let you figure out which. (Incidentally; I own a PC.) I've always wanted to wear jewelry, but never really figured out how it... works (?) for guys. Nothing fancy, but maybe like a Super Bowl ring. And I want to win the Super Bowl.