I am high energy, yet low maintenance. I am easily entertained. I am a grammar snob. I will text, but I won't text an entire conversation.
My true passion is slaying dragons. I started doing this in college to make some extra money, but it became so much more to me than a job. Alas, I had to hang up my Basket Hilted Sword because the hours were horrible and I had no social life because of the smell.
My students say I'm the best teacher that EVER walked the face of the earth!!!
(after I bake them cupcakes and give them each a twenty)
I am open minded and like to try new things. Except for stuff that looks kinda dangerous and involves me holding power tools while sweating in the outdoors. Warning: I have a bad history with survival skills and island natives. I was only ship wrecked that one time, but I did some pretty ridiculous things. That's a long story I'll tell you later. I LOVE time machines. Please have a TM that is at least from 2010. I think the TMs made before then are very unreliable, just my opinion. I try to see the good in everyone except for the obvious jerks out there and for people who just love to tick other people off. (you know who you are) I try to listen to what others have to say......wait, what, come again, huh???? I have been told I talk too much. (haha)
I like to garden and I name all of my plants. I love desserts!
I'm a work in progress......always .
To all of a certain island's natives who have (somehow) found me here: Again, I am so very sorry for everything that happened. I have been in touch with your leaders and please be assured they have received my notarized letters of apology and the muffin baskets that were requested. I am happy to announce that construction of your new airstrip (with new lights) will start in January 2014. Now, will you please take down the Youtube video?
Many Thanks, Reeeee