First of all, I think I hit the nail on the head with this username. I'm a mensch with a NSFS (not safe for shul) sense of humor and witty as they come. Probably the most dry,sarcastic punster scoundrel on this side of the Pecos Valley. I randomly inject movie quotes into conversation and do many voice impersonations. Feel free to ask for a sound bite.
Looking for a partner in crime. Need someone to jam my radar. Unfortunately, it's functioning properly. The problem is that, several years ago, I was told by a doctor that my radar for women is effed! Well, it still is and I've had enough.