Shalom, mein sheina yiddishe meidl! Oy vey! We're both single, and we both know God abhors nothing more than Jewish singles.. Just ask any Rabbi! Our Jewish God wants us all to get married and have lots wonderful Jewish babies! They'll learn about bagels, hummus, Shabbat, Israel, Hebrew, Yiddish and all the other wonderful things that make us proud to be Jewish. We'll make sure to teach them about the long history of our suffering under the Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians, Greeks and Romans. We'll teach them how we survived Millennium after Millennium of oppression in Europe and the Arabic speaking world, and why we keep going through everything despite all the suffering.... Yummy Jewish food of course!
As for me, I'm pretty atypical. I'm cool-headed: I don't get into any heated fights or arguments. I like football, basketball, action movies and books about war. Typical guy stuff, right? I sympathize with liberals and conservatives alike, and I want a better world for everyone. For fun, I like to play computer games, go to malls and parks and enjoy all the wonderful things life has to offer. I haven't really been on a cruise in a long time, but it sounds like an awful lot of fun. I've traveled around the world quite a bit, been as far as Thailand to the east and Hawaii to the west. I've been to the heart of the world in Israel and even lived there for a few years.