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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 31 years old from New York, NY
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 1/18/2013
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
Yes
Height:
5' 8" (173 cm)
Religion:
Reform
Smoke:
Non-Smoker
Education:
Master's Degree
Occupation:
Advertising/Mar…
Synagogue:
On High Holidays
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About Me

I’m one part John Stewart, one part Sean Avery and a soupcon George Costanza. Perhaps my greatest contribution to society is that I'm an avid recycler. I once thought about saying "YOLO," and then didn't. If you are without wit, you are also without my friendship. You'll never catch me underdressed for an occasion. Everything I know about life, I learned from ice hockey. I sometimes drink too much, talk too much and work too much. My most shameful admissions are that I do not know how to drive stick shift and I’m a flip-cup liability. I like vacuuming. People who don’t like dogs and/or kids can’t be trusted. I often fantasize about freeing the carriage horses in Central Park in one great heroic act. I do not want to donate money to your marathon run, but I've been known to give loose change to bums for good luck.

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