I don’t like animals but I love painting my nails. I used to want to be a writer but then realized I just wrote one good short story this one time and coasted on it throughout a series of Creative Writing classes.
I used to read The New Yorker weekly. I thought it made me more adult. Now that I am an adult, I realize this was a gross miscalculation.
Honestly? I'm just a little Jewish girl, trying to be cute.