Andy Rooney said it best....
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?'
She doesn't care what you think.
If she doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Mature women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart..
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
And I say....
I've been amazed at who has knocked my socks off in the past. So, it's probably more accurate to say let's see if the chemistry is there, rather than trying to find it with my "Ideal" lady. We'll know in the first few minutes if it's right. And when it's right, there's nothing than can compare. Everything will happen easily, intensely, and frequently.
I find I am most attracted to a lady who is
About 5'3" to 5'8" (don't want to get a kink in my neck for the first kiss)
30 something to late 40 something
Keeps herself in shape
I want her to be my very best friend and lover, and in return I'll do the same.
We'll have outside interests and lot's of friends besides eachother, but, we'll see the other and know they're the one we want to play hookey with.
Soooooo, let's see if Cupid has an arrow with our name on it... shall we!
Lastly.... and this is HUGELY important... NO obama Supporters!