I am really good at saying That's What She Said when it makes absolutely no sense, thereby completely confusing people to the point that the are forced to awkwardly laugh.
I can compare any life event to Seinfeld. Recently I was eating mandel bread and couldn’t help but break into a “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum” chant.
For the more standard overview...originall y from Long Island. Went to to school upstate at Cornell University. Go back every during July 4th with my friends to pretend we are still in college for a weekend (wine tour, gorges, bbq, etc). Huge sports fan and watch each of my teams religiously. Used to play tennis and soccer in high school. Play softball here in the city and used to do the Chelsea Piers indoor soccer thing. Started off working in finance and switched gears into retail right as Lehman decided to hop on the investment banks tanking bandwagon. I proudly help the retail world reach its heterosexual male quota.