I am a mother of two, and a Zumba Instructor. I love comedy, and have somewhat of a dry sense of humor. As I've gotten older I am not so into the bar scene, so here I am. I am not Jewish, however I stopped eating pork two years ago oh- I am not originally from here and don't have a lot of friends. I'm usually never at a loss for words, and consider myself to be an ok writer but I am really struggling to put this paragraph together.