Profiles can get monotonous on JDate,
So let’s make this more fun – hope you don’t hate.
I love doing yoga and eating healthy,
About that, I’m not very stealthy.
I like smart humor that makes you think,
I’m not the kind of girl who wants everything pink.
I grew up in the great city of Austin,
A place that’s awesome to get lost in.
Then I travelled to the deep south for school,
Hope you think the Georgia Bulldogs are really cool.
I now do marketing for my day job,
And I’m also into painting but I’m not an art snob.
Bagels and lox are always delish,
So not having a good deli in Austin is pretty hellish.
I don’t think you can get to know someone by reading their profile,
So send me a message and let me know your style.
Thanks for reading this little ditty,
In real life I hope I’m more witty.