My name is Sarah.
I'm a very active person, and I love all things fitness and the outdoors. I practically live in the gym, and I probably have better abs than you. I eat clean, although I have a monstrous sweet tooth, and I think cheese is like crack. I'm outgoing and fun (then again who would admit to being boring) and surprisingly well-rounded. I like amusement parks, bad jokes, and large dogs. I think small dogs look like rats. But I can work with them. Especially if you'll let me carry them in a purse. I play the violin and I can't sing to save my life. And I'm really passionate about Judaism. I throw local 20s-30s events for Jewish young professionals, and as a result, I've met the majority of my fellow MOT in the bustling Jewish mecca that is North Carolina (note the sarcasm), which brings me here, to JDate.
I also have more than a few quirks:
I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting.
I am a complete sucker for excessive external validation. There is no such thing as too much.
I've owned a iPhone for months now but I still haven't turned it on. I think that technology has created a generation of people that have lost the ability to have real, human interactions. So I protest, one flip-phone at a time.
I can be extremely impatient, but I hate to be rushed.
I like to make lists of things to do, write down things I've already done, and cross them out so that I can feel accomplished.
I yell at characters in movies when they make poor life decisions or destroy expensive property.
I count my eggs before they hatch, and I put them all in one basket.
I'm a sympathetic crier. I will bawl to a sad soundtrack, and I lost it when Ash died in the Pokemon movie.
I like my bedroom freezing cold so I can curl up under my covers.
I am a hopeless romantic. I like to sit on the same side of the booth. I share food. I hold hands often. I snuggle ferociously, and I'm ok with PDA.
As a half-black, Jewish, female (aka super-minority) I enjoy pretending to be extremely offended with strangers when they even remotely say something less than PC. Yes...just to watch them squirm.
I love computer-animated comedy movies like Shrek, Cars, and Despicable Me. They are not just for kids! (I also enjoy playing on playgrounds.)
I moan audibly when I eat good food.
I am very happy with my life. Sometimes I wake up and say, "Sarah, you're winning." I want to find someone who is happy too.
I enjoy koalaing, especially during epic reunions.
I hate being called hot. I want to be beautiful.
I pump gas and leave tips to the exact dollar. Set the volume to 32- I'll go insane! I mean really? Why not 30 or 35?
I find excuses to wear costumes, and I decorate for obscure holidays.
I will absolutely do anything and go anywhere for someone I love.
I could go on, but I think I've probably scared most of you away. Let's just be real for one minute: you can't handle this. But it's ok...After all, the mission is attrition.