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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 30 years old from Seattle, WA
  • Logged in: 51 days ago
  • Last Update: 11/1/2013
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
Yes
Height:
5' 8" (173 cm)
Religion:
Culturally Jewi…
Smoke:
Non-Smoker
Education:
Bachelor's Degr…
Occupation:
Internet/Ecomme…
Synagogue:
Will tell you later
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