I am but a lowly pickle maker just looking for love and a woman to call my own. I rarely go to synagogue because of my busy pickle-maker schedule. I recently won a lifetime supply of pickles so if you like them I might be a good partner. I also enjoy long baths in pickle juice. I have had a life long dream of becoming a pickle and am looking for someone to help me achieve that dream someday. I am a faithful lover and I am loyal and trustworthy. I also make very good challah at the high holidays. Please message me, this is not a joke, I am a lonely man, anything would make my day.