I've taken friends to late night pharmacy runs when called upon.
The weirdest late night crises come up.
I've pretended to not know English to get into museums.
I can't dance but I'm willing to try.
I'll indulge in cliches and nerdom, but not gossip and boredom.
I don't do "sitting" and "waiting" very well.
I won't sweep you off your feet because I'm not Prince Charming.
There's an App for that.
Most parents love me.
Those that don't really hate me.
(I think they just hated me because I'm foreign.)
I'm not afraid to admit that I've cried, even when I'm not on TV.
I'm not for the melodramatic nor the indecisive.
I only hate two kinds of people:
... those who are intolerant of other people's cultures
... and Steelers fans.