Often cry during movies
Collect weird goofy hats, including a Goofy hat (the Disney character...duh)
Have been told that I remind people of Jason Segal
Can name any Seinfeld episode five seconds in
Prefer walking to running
Make a mean latke
Bears, beets, battlestar gallactica
Enjoy playing dice with buddies as "afrodoctor"
How can you not be incredibly intrigued by now?