So….I'm not sure what the heck I was on while writing my last profile. I don't drink much so it couldn't have been that. I'm not cool enough to be into any sorts of drugs (designer or otherwise) so it wasn't that, and I don't think I took a tylenol PM that night either. So I'm at a complete loss. To be perfectly fair though, I'd say a lot of it was pretty accurate. However, let me try a different route:
Hi! my name is Alon. I think its ridiculous for you to call me anything else, since that's my name and if you're on tinder you'll see it anyway. I'll save you a bit of time and cut down on the small talk a bit by telling you upfront that I don't have an accent and am fully American, though my parents are Israeli. And while we're cutting down on small talk, I'll also tell you that I own and run a (slightly profitable) flower importing business. Yes, fresh flowers, and yes they're beautiful and yes I have a few favorites, and yes I know you looooove flowers. But you can tell me again anyway. Oh, and I live in the Bronx, which might turn some of you hipster Brooklynites away, but I'm willing to live with that.
Ok, where were we? Oh yes, distilling my rambling profile. In another life I was a sometime professional Muay Thai fighter. I was also a bit of a nomad and traveled some, like most of you here. Then a mortgage and a dog got in the way of a lot of that, so these days I spend my leisure time playing in various sports leagues around the city, trying to get to as many off (off off off) broadway shows as I can, and reading whatever book strikes my fancy at the time. I guess I'm a different person today than I was in my thirties, twenties, teens, etc… but really who isn't? Lastly, a couple of important things that you should keep in mind if you want to say hi - I stay in decent shape, so you probably should as well. And although I enjoy my job just fine, it doesn't define me. I used to work a lot more and have a lot less free time. These days I'm all about enjoying my life outside of work and trying to do things that I like. That might even include going out with you! And if we don't make a match that lasts for all eternity, it'll still be nice to enjoy some easy banter. That's all I got for now. I feel that this one makes a bit more sense. Be safe out there everyone!