I like to LARP, and I really like eating deep fried chocolate covered peanut butter covered in confectionary shugar. I used to be morbidly obese but I went to Africa or China or someplace weird like that and I must've got worms or hiv or something because I've lost like 220 pounds in past 3 months. I hope you're ok with some loose skin flaps , because I have a lot of them, but they do make great blankets!! Anyways, I really like having fun as long as it doesnt involve going outside or talking to people, both of which I HATE doing. Some people call me Jake, some people call me Troy, some silly little gooses call me Jake Troy. Feel free to contact me in any way you prefer or any way you can if you're interested in experiencing some intense physical intimacy with minimal talking.