Let's face it, ladies -- you have a lot of choices. It's easy to look past a profile, knowing there are thousands more awaiting a casual glance. I get it. But right now, I have your attention, so let me tell you what I have to offer.
I've got a sense of humor. Witty. Irreverent. I like puns. I riff. I can find something funny in just about anything. I might make you pee your pants (and, if I'm really in the zone, maybe someone else's too). Oh, and I can laugh at myself.
I have a job. It's awesome. I look forward to going into the office everyday. I'm pretty smart. I'm also financially secure. That being said, work doesn't define me.
Emotional IQ. I get people. I get along with people. I have empathy. I'm very conscientious. So, pretty much I'm not a sociopath. I'm also open-minded. I generally accept other people's peculiarities -- it takes all kinds.
I like fitness. Being active is important to me. Feeling vital is important to me. I'm not a meathead.
I like food. Good food. Sometimes even bad food -- I have a sweet tooth that I cannot shake. I like trying new restaurants. I also cook. I will cook for you.
I like animals. Mammals, mostly. I will like your dog. I will like your cat. I will probably like your rabbit. I will like your pet photos on Instagram. And, for what it's worth, I also like plants (and I have a few).
Family. I have lots of siblings and lots of nieces and nephews -- they're the best. My mom might be cooler than your mom. Your parents will like me.
I'm a neat person. Literally. I think figuratively, too.
So, what do you bring to the table?