I once lost a marble in a hail storm and found it. When I go to Mickey D's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My lawn mow's itself. Every day is my lucky day. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't keep up with the fashion because I'm always a step ahead. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I shower daily and sleep once a day. I run faster than Usain. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I once swam with the great white and climbed K-2 with only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.