About Me
A serial sarcastic and a renaissance woman. I am sometimes inappropriate and 100% have the humor of a dude. Otherwise, I pride myself in my ability to read books super fast, cook like I know what I'm doing and parallel park like a champ.
I like to make things with my hands. Want to finally learn to master the art of manual driving (if you own an old Jag--marry me now!) and feel quite strong about dogs of any kind. Seriously, I just thought about a puppy and my heart melted into a puddle on the floor...