In one of my photos, I posted a picture of me eating a hot dog at Busch stadium.
Then it occurred to me that I might be offending those on JDate who keep kosher. Even though it is a “kosher hot dog”, it might not be “glatt” kosher. Or "glatt enough"!
Then I worry that I might have offended those who are vegan or those who just don’t like hot dogs because of the woes of the meat industry.
Of course, there are those fans of other baseball teams other than the Cardinals who might not like this picture, including fans of the Cubs, Brewers, and the entire American League. Or women who prefer other sports. Or no sports at all.
And Democrats might not like that I visited Busch Stadium, even though it has nothing to do with our 43rd President.
All I can say is that I’m really, really sorry.
I just wanted to take you to a movie. Maybe we should call the whole thing off.
Tell you what, send me an e-mail and I’ll mail you a movie pass and we’ll just call it even.
But seriously, I'd really like to meet some of the women of JDate, now many months post-divorce. I'm very social, extremely inquisitive, caring, happy, and intelligent. Maybe we can get together briefly and see if there is any chemistry.