Okay. The Q and A approach:
1) Are you using recent photos as profile pics?
Yes. All my profile pictures were taken within the last year.
2) Are you married?
I have been separated for 2 solid years. Because of delays, i have requested that the "divorce" be finalized regardless of whether all the issues are resolved. I am thoroughly and completely ready to move on. Despite the sloooooow process, there is very little drama around my divorce, mostly because I’m not interested. Also, not even a hair of a chance we will reconcile.
3) Do you have a boyfriend?
No. I am strictly a one man girl. Since I’ve been online, I have received offers for the following: quick sex, skype sex, to be a "playpal", and the very attractive opportunity to be a travel companion with benefits to some guy I’d never met. I have graciously and politely refused all of the above.
4) Are you awesome?
5) What do you do?
I am a teacher (currently 5th/6th grade), a therapeutic companion, a certified yoga instructor, a mom to 3 extraordinary children, and a dog-owner (she recently died, but I will be again!).
6) What is your most amazing accomplishment?
When I couldn't find a public school I liked, I started a highly successful charter elementary and middle school which my children currently attend. (In other words I believe in miracles!)
7) What’s your Myers Briggs personality type?
I, my friend, am an INFP. Can you believe it?! I’m an open-hearted, self-reflective, introverted-extrover t. That explains a lot as only 1% of the population can claim this lucky combination.
8) Do you have children?
Yes! I have three beautiful children. They are 11, 9 and 7 and are - believe it or not - growing into smart, funny, creative, unique individuals. Complete strangers comment on their beauty and intelligence... Seriously!
9) I really like your profile, what should I do?!
Email me... (or email me back for pete’s sake!) ... and let’s have tea!
Bonus: "Name that tune" from my username...