About Me

This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Ok, that was a lie. I am completely and utterly unique. Well, maybe not. But if you read the rest and pass the quiz, I'll give you a quarter. I'm a jack of many trades. Sometimes I stick with one long enough to master it, but that's the exception. I have many talents and hobbies, and I sometimes find it difficult to balance them all. (That's code for "I'm good at stuff. Pick me.") Passion is very important to me. Someone who is not passionate about anything may as well be passionately shopping for a coffin. If coffin shopping is your passion, I do sincerely apologize for offending you. Intelligence is sexy. Wit is sexy. Being sexy is also sexy. Every sentence in this paragraph contains the word sexy at least once. Isn't that sexy? Sexy. The hobby I am most passionate about now is piano. I started in September of 2010 (which makes it a bit over two years as of this writing) and I've become quite obsessed with it (as I tend to do when something really piques my interest). Chopin is what really makes me tick at the moment (his music helped get me into piano in the first place), but I like and listen to many different kinds of music. As far as my personality goes, for the superstitious and / or lazy among you, I'm an Aquarius and an INFP. Everyone else, read on... I'm inquisitive and curious, and I spend too much time reading about unfamiliar things (specifically on Wikipedia). I'm spontaneous, but the downside to that is I do not usually plan ahead. I'm very sarcastic and cynical but not at the expense of other people. Here's the "My self-summary" summary: I'm intelligent, articulate, moderately talented, fabulously wealthy, strikingly handsome, and obnoxiously childish. I like turtles.