My natural go-to when something is uncomfortable or awkward (like summing yourself up in a few words for a free online dating site)--is humor. Part of my ability to be so funny is due to my lack of what is colloquially known as a "filter."
I highly value intelligence, and worldliness. (I have a secret fantasy of one day becoming an ex-patriot)...ummm I love ellipses...I was/am very active (depends on the work week)--ooh! maybe I am a weekend warrior? I love playing sports, but I don't particularly follow teams. I ski and play tennis and I run. Bad grammar makes me woozy--especially run-on sentences (please tell me you see one). I like drinking wine, reading great books, dancing, laughing, witty banter, and speaking in well-developed foreign accents (i have a plethora in my repertoire ranging from obscene new yorker to russian).
Side note: I'm not from Dallas