Well, I've read a few of these profiles (mostly the females, I swear) and pretty much everyone says something like: "I like to dress up and go out to a nice restaurant, but I also like to hang out in sweats and watch a movie at home."
You know, I've heard a lot of stories about people meeting on this site and getting married (to each other), so, rather than being original and straying from those lines (that you probably have written in your own profile), I've decided to stick with what works. So here we go:
I like to dress up and go out to a nice restaurant, but I also like to hang out in sweats and watch a movie at home. (Not bad, huh? I really sound like a catch, don't I? But let's read on, shall we...)
I'm very outgoing, but I can be shy. (This sounds familiar, right? Wow, we're like the same person!)
I'm not very religious, but I often pray (when I'm on a plane or gambling, or gambling while on a plane).
I'm not superficial, but I only date attractive women. (Is that second part true? Hmm...)
I'm never redundant, but I'm still listing stuff, trying to make my point.
I'm still listing stuff, even though it's getting old.
I'm typing out the last sentence, but trying to finish strong.
That sentence wasn't exactly a keeper, so this one will end it.
Okay, if you read this, it's possible that you found out more about me than in some other profiles, but it's also possible that you just went to the end of the list to see how I would end it, only to be disappointed by this run-on sentence; either way, the best way to end this is for you to ask me to to fill in the blanks...