The gym is very important to me. I go twice a year to use the shower when the boiler in my building breaks. I feel equally full and uncomfortable in black tie or jeans. I love to laugh, particularly when people trip and fall, sending the contents of their pockets flying out onto the sidewalk. I take advantage of all New York has to offer, especially my couch, air conditioner, and caller ID. I work hard, play hard, and breathe hard, particularly if I have to climb more than three flights of stairs.
Why does everyone on this thing mention their skydiving and scuba credentials? Are we all out here looking to recruit for a special forces team or something?