Smart, funny, *modest* paragon of female virtue and pulchritude... More tart than sweet. Nice Jewish girl from Long Island, with a few twists. I'm a lousy cook, an excellent typist, a closet optimist, and a not-so-closet romantic. I don't have any exotic hobbies (deep sea diving, cosplay, model trains, etc.), but enjoy the standard pleasures of life - movies, tv, food (mint oreo ice cream ranks high on my list). I own a large black Israeli cat who limps. I have dual citizenship - I made aliyah after college, but moved back to the States 5 years later. I'm open to giving it a second try if you're in Israel or considering a move there. My Hebrew is okay, but not wonderful. If you write me in Hebrew, I'll understand, but will reply in English.
You - Jewish, male, single, straight, non-smoker, with a sense of the ridiculous. And not allergic to cats.