I am an incredible listener. I have been listening to things for years, and I am amazing at it.I would like to listen to you talk about how your coworkers aren’t as intelligent as you, and would really like to know where you buy your shoes. I would then like to take you on a really long walk along the beach, while we drink red wine, watch the sunset, and I continue to listen to you describe things that annoy or delight you.I am, however, a little uncomfortable writing about myself. In real life I’m pretty self-deprecating and let what good qualities I might have speak for themselves. I’m skeptical of all forms of puffery, and so I try not to let my over-inflated ego out of its cage too often. And so I joke… the comments throughout should give you a sense that I’m either a little deranged or that I don’t take myself too seriously.