Like the proverbial butterfly that flaps its wings on one continent and eventually causes a hurricane on another, my profile is up here to stir up that mysterious interconnectivity of the world. After all, it would be pretty silly to rely on the allegorical butterfly alone I doubt it even knows its purpose - to cause ripple effects that would change enough currents and winds for me to meet… you know…”the One”.
I don’t know its deal – it could be in China flying in concentric circles through opium fields, after injuring its “good” wing, fighting for sweet nectar with a bee kung-fu style (I hate bees) - not doing much in the causing-of-cosmic-ri pples arena.
But I digress - Hiiiii – I am Mark. My childhood was spent in St. Petersburg, Russia – a place I still miss – even though I have been here for a long long long time. I love a great many random things in life - my job, books, movies, the Daily Show, Eddie Izzard, low stakes poker, uconn basketball, random trips, New Years with my family to name a few.
Oh - almost forgot - reading random profiles has been a very educational experience, a glimpse into what women want if you will. Apparently, every woman wants a tall, open minded (I still don’t know what this means) and funny man, not to mention a partner in crime too (come on people - crimes should not start on dating sites – this s**t is admissible in court). I honestly don’t know what short, closed minded, unfunny, crime-avoiding gentlemen do for dates. But, stop reading my pseudo confession and say hello – I am very cool and easy to talk to (I have documents with official looking stamps that say this). M