I'm someone who finds the most pleasure in unexpectedly small things--like the satisfaction of timing the bus exactly right so that you get there not too early and not too late. Or noticing how non-Jewish men will put up profiles here, but never non-Jewish women. We all know why that is, of course, Jewish ladies are frickin' hot, that's why. And whip smart, talented, quirky, blah blah blah.
Clearly, I am all of those things. Also, why can't I choose gerbil as a pet
on here? They've got hamster. I don't want a gerbil, but I want the option. And did you know ferrets are one of the world's most popular pets?