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oxymoronictonic Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 36 years old from Ottawa, Canada
  • Logged in: 58 days ago
  • Last Update: 10/30/2011
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
(not answered yet)
Height:
5' 9" (175 cm)
Religion:
Culturally Jewi…
Smoke:
Non-Smoker
Education:
Bachelor's Degr…
Occupation:
Government/Civi…
Synagogue:
Never
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SWM in frowned-upon job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, unfulfilling sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, and self-righteous indignation. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their integrity, intellect, literacy level, and social skills.

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