SWM in frowned-upon job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, unfulfilling sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, and self-righteous indignation. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their integrity, intellect, literacy level, and social skills.