Are you sitting comfortably .... then I will begin.
Once upon a time there was a boy from England and then one day he was kidnapped by Israeli secret agents who forced him to make alliyah.
Now here I am living in Israel where it doesn't rain chocolate and candy but where I am sure there is a lovely princess who needs to be rescued.
If you are a princess but want to be treated like a queen then tell me your GPS location and I will get my suit of armour out the closit and ride out and bring you your crown.
Why don't you contact me now and ask me questions you want answers to.