Are you sitting comfortably .... then I will begin.
Once upon a time there was a boy from England and then one day he was kidnapped by Israeli secret agents who forced him to make alliyah.
Now here I am living in Israel where it doesn't rain chocolate and candy but where I am sure there is a lovely princess who needs to be rescued.
If you are a princess but want to be treated like a queen then tell me your GPS location and I will get my suit of armour out the closit and ride out and bring you your crown.
Just don't ask me to fight a fire breathing dragon because the armour is not fire proof.
On a more serious note there is alot more to me than just a profile so write to me ask questions YOU want answers to and then judge me.