Thank you for logging onto my profile.You have made a wise choice,if you have a discerning taste for quality,vibrance,gre at spirit,laughter and happiness.If you are normal, cute,happy,gorgeous, smart,and have a golden heart,we share common ground.Here's the deal! My allergy to Wedding Cake has since deminished,and I have survived all dates,even those that have transformed from the most severe PMS to chronic drama queen syndrome! I do not blend well with divorce casualties or dating victims.Also if you are constantly medicated,or actively subscribed with any vice rehabilitation programme,my best wishes for a speedy recovery.I am looking to compliment my life,not complicate it ! I have met many women I could possibly live with,but wish to find one I can't live without.Now here's the ice breaker.I don't sleep out on the first date.....sorry:(I possess a real passion for life,and blessed to have raised two sensational children now 19 and 22,as a single Dad,whom I both adore. I am not searching for a trophy,fashion statement,nor a hit and run "bed and breakfast" celebration for the weekend,but moreover a cute,gorgeous,warm hearted gal that fills my heart with joy.If you like to always be made to feel special,enjoy being pampered,embrace receiving flowers,chocolates and perfume "just because",or enjoy back or foot massages at any given time,perhaps I am the right guy.If you would like to apply for this Cinderella vacancy,and got what it takes,feel free to contact me,you may already pre-qualify! No credit check, no references, no background check,and no bikini or lingerie audition required for this position! Tag,you are it ! I am the last one on the shelf,and you have a coupon.So bag me and take me home.I have a one date(no questions asked) return policy,and come with a lifetime warranty.So,with apologies to Howie...DEAL or NO DEAL ?