I'm not a jerk. I am not a doctor or lawyer. OK, if you are still reading my profile then you are in for a real treat! I can provide you with things that money can't buy. Are you ready for romance? I would love to cook for you! I have talents as a web publisher, playwright, composer and professional actor. Recent acting jobs include TV commercials for the IRS, Howard County Recycling, Ocean City Tourism, and an industrial film for FEMA. . You will see me at an O's Game, Panera Bread, the movies, British TV show, American TV: Top Chef, Chopped, CSI Miami, and Pawn Stars! I also love dollar stores, NYC, live theatre, the BSO, Walmart, Target, ebay, temple, work, home, and visiting family and friends. I also like almost anything DISNEY! You should know that I converted to Judaism many years back. (Though I don't think of myself as a convert.) Makes for interesting conversation among other things.