LEASE TO OWN: one (slightly used) authentic New York male complete with playful sarcasm and straightforward honest mannerisms. One of a kind and totally custom made. Amenities include a requisite creative and passionate nature as well as spry wit, chivalry, and an off-kilter sense of humor (see this post). Various amorous and adorably cute options also included. Full specs available on request.Don't miss out on this possibly amazing offer: A package deal designed for the long haul with room for growth and not the same old fixer-uppers found elsewhere in the city. Apply within.