About Me
When it is raining, it is because I am sad. My shirts never wrinkle. I am left-handed, and right-handed. Even if I forget to put postage on my mail, it gets there. The police often question me, just because they find me interesting. I once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. When I get a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back. If a monument was built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. My charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Every time I go for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked me to probe them. If I were to give you directions, you would never get lost and you would arrive at least 5 minutes early. My legend preceeds me, the way lightning preceeds thunder. I am the most interesting man in the world. I may not always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis! Stay thirsty my friends! :) Besides all those things, I am a fun-loving, outgoing guy. I love to go out and have a good time, but I wouldn’t mind staying in and cuddling with you ;)