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MajorChutzpah Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 60 years old from Charleston, WV
  • Logged in: 5 hours ago
  • Last Update: 8/28/2014
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
Not sure
Height:
6' 2" (188 cm)
Religion:
Another Stream …
Smoke:
Occasionally
Education:
Associates Degr…
Occupation:
Entrepreneurial…
Synagogue:
Sometimes
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About Me

Frustrated yet HOPEFUL Artist/Entrepreneur/ Super-hero seeks an a-MUSE-ing mate. Since I've never had the joy of standing under a "Huppah" I'm only interested in a match leading to marriage but not into rushing things much less desperate. Why frustrated? or starters- no one compatible within a 250 mile radius, NOT looking for a long distance relationship, or expect you to move to WV. I've no real ties here and I'm looking forward to living in a more vibrant Jewish community. Ok, I have to ask: All you separated women looking for "LTRs" or "MARRIAGE" when the last one isn't over [won't even go into the polygamy issue]! How fair is that to a NEW partner when YOU'RE not 100% available legally & most likely emotionally? And if you're looking for LOVE, with no luck meeting anyone in your town why is farther than 30 min drive too far away? What's with the "willing/not willing to convert, jews for jesus and "messianics" who aren't even Jewish trolling here!?! And SOOOO many STILL looking for Romeo?" Haven't you read the story/play or seen any of the movies? Romeo dies/Juliette dies. Everyone ends up miserable! This is what you're looking for? As Lewis Black would ask.."Are you all out of your Phuqueing Minds?" *Sigh* So much for my "kvetch n' retch session....come Rosh Hashana, I'll take an extended break to regroup. Meanwhile, back at the ranch [and k'vetching aside] I DO find joy everywhere and always awaken with a smile and a song. As the Major, I strive 4 Truth, Justice, and Tikkun Olam. Adorable, spiritual,unusual, with powers and abilities "phar " beyond mortal men. Yes, I'm very REAL. Rabbi Urecki at Shul here in Charleston will vouch for my character[just ask him] as would Rabbi Langer [where I guarded the Giant Menorah in SF for 6 yrs]. They'd be thrilled to help Me find my beshert to share a life of adventure, mystery, and romance with. While far from rich [and no where near what most of you seem to consider "successful"] I own my 4 bedroom/2 bath home in town shared with My 11 yo rescued cat Klezmer, AND IF you're outdoorsey, there's My* 54 acres of Hill and hollow, woods and meadows in Harmony, WV-about 40 miles from My* home in town. My own private little forest /nature getaway...might even turn into a hemp farm now that laws are changing. Came close, but never married and no children. Starting a family is no longer a priority but I won't rule it out with the right woman, not that I expect to attract many women of child bearing yrs whose biological alarm clock hasn't rung-yet. With 2 years left on My* mortgage, I'm already thinking of selling the house,moving to a larger community, or maybe I'll buy a boat and sail around the Caribbean, or Mediterranean. I'd love to move back to the Bay Area, or NYC or someplace I've never lived...maybe Cleveland? Detroit? Sedona? The Gulf Coast? Europe, Israel[ feel strongly connected to Tzfat] Belize, Jamaica? Sound like your cup o' tea? Then let Me* know. No flirts/ecards please

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