Will you marry me? Who will be the highest bidder? No negotiations. I am not a gold digger. About me, well I am a nudest and stripper.... just kidding but now that I have your attention let me tell you about myself. Unfortunately I could be using my degrees for toilet paper at this moment in time. I have one in sociology, psychology, criminology, and even a teaching certificate, basically a lot of money spent on education and with this economy, no job to show for it. So for now I substitute, amongst other things. It leaves my summers open for beach time and my favorite hobby shopping. I am seeking a job and a husband. If I get the husband, hopefully, I won't need the job.
I will say my dream job would be a stay at home wife and mother, although do not get too excited. I can’t cook but I make great reservations! Raising kids is the hardest job around. I want to own a boat and a rv. I don't want to have to work. Please have good health benefits that you can share and enjoy cuddling. You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you. You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true, nothing left, nothing left for me to do. The bank manager asked my mom how can I be single, he said he would marry me in a heartbeat. The only issues with him are he is italian and married! Let's meet, fall in love, and cancel this subscription.
And by the way, I am not returnable. Although, I am lovable! Some say love, it is a river, some say love it is a hunger, I say love, it is a flower.."