About Me
I am free of disease and know how to move. I raise lamas and believe in getting in and stirring up the political systems in small villiages in other countries. I enjoy watching old war movies and collect nothing. If you collect things, I don't want to hear from you. If you shop too much, I don't want to hear from you. If you talk too much, I don't want to hear from you. If you snore, I don't want to hear from you. If you enjoy bowling, I don't want to hear from you. If you are rich and drink too much, then, and only then, do I want to hear from you. Take my pen name and add the extension for the excited communication service and you can tell me what exactly it is that you want me to do to you on our first date. I spent many years on Turkish farms, so I'm open to most anything, but there will be no photography allowed.