1. I am looking for a woman to worship, to care for and tend to her every need. I want to drive her around, shop the mall, communicate constantly and listen as she sees fit to talk, like a best friend. I need a woman to give me purpose, to stem the tide of boredom & loneliness. If necessary, I will walk the beach every day, wear a black tie outfit upon request, and plan frequent elaborate dining, cultural experiences and vacation trips -- like a social director that entertains and pays too. Of course I will provide financial security forever even for a brief relationship.
2. On the other hand, I need a woman to do my wash, cook dinners and clean. I require frequent sex and stroking of my fragile male ego. I want to go drinking and cavorting with the guys often, never have Oprah, Ellen or Nate Berkus on my TV set, never see the toilet seat down and go on vacations to exotic singles locations. I require a good breakfast on Sunday, then being left alone to watch football or other sports all day.
3. If you angered or believed either of the above two paragraphs please do NOT let me know. If this made you chuckle or smile, you realized I am only partially kidding and spoofing, then maybe we should communicate.
Bottomline: It would be great to meet a long term best female friend, companion and sexual playmate based on kindness, appearance, social, educational and financial attributes.
Sorry, just had to mention this - my age is accurate, please let me know if yours is or isn't (preferably way before we meet). Too many bad dates to not ask this delicate question before meeting. Someone close to my age or several years younger is my target range.