I haven't set foot in a temple since my bat mitzvah.
I have tattoos.
I curse like a sailor, it's a chef thing.
I haven't dated another Jew since I came back from Israel, there aren't a lot of Jews in Kansas.
I like gardening, reading, movies, dancing, food and wine.
I have an extremely dry sense of humor.
Halloween is my favorite holiday.
I don't like hiking, sports, junk food, pretentious people and laundromats.
I still let my son sleep in my bed mainly because he says really cute things in his sleep.
According to the previously mentioned child, I am a Baboonicorn. How often do you get to meet one of those?