I love clever British novelists, uncrowded beaches, exploring new cities and the NY Yankees. I hate mayonnaise, Michael Moore and the color teal (and, of course, the Sox). I miss Spalding Gray. I prefer red wine to white, Macs to PCs, and small dinner parties to loud bars. Despite years of lessons as a child, I remain incapable of swimming.
And, in case you couldn’t tell, talking about myself isn’t my greatest skill. But in my defense, I do generally answer direct questions.
By the way, I just ordered some computer stuff from an online store and the vendor included, free, what appears to be a combo digital desk clock/laundry hamper for doll-sized clothes. The instructions read, in part, "Clock does not go in nose... Do not set alarm while in ear in water."