I would really like you to read this and say to yourself: “wow, this is the wittiest, cleverest, most hilarious online dating profile thing I’ve ever seen.” I would like you to think: “this guy is not only adorable, but look how creative he is, composing a meta-essay on this whole ad-placing deal. And he uses words like 'meta-essay' which isn’t nerdy at all but incredibly masculine.” It would be great if you also said to yourself: “And it sure is refreshing that he isn’t acting all aloof like he could care less and he’s offering something different here from the same old ‘single white male looking for a woman who enjoys fine dining, live music and hikes at Radnor lake.” I’d like it if you thought all that, but try as I might I can’t see a way out of giving a traditional description of myself. So here goes:
I’m a warm guy who tries to allow their life to be guided by spiritual principles like honesty, openmindedness and integrity. I’m a full-fledged culture junkie, see a lot of concerts, movies, etc. My career is extremely important to me, but I also can leave work at work. I exercise daily, love to travel and have the mellowest, cutest, most loving dog in the world. Oh, and did I mention that I’m a single white male looking for a woman who enjoys fine dining, live music and hikes at Radnor lake?