NO OLD MEN please! I don't have a daddy complex, so you can quit trying.
Now that that's out of the way:
Hi, I moved here from Chicago for grad school, where I'm aspiring to have a career that really improves people's lives and helps them find happiness. I'm hoping to meet a sweet, loyal, positive guy who would appreciate a nice, down to earth woman, with a not-so-G-rated sense of humor. Even though I'm on here to hopefully meet a great man, I'd also be up for meeting female friends as well, since I don't know people in the city. As far as my sense of humor goes, I'm told a lot that I'm really funny and my humor does range. I'm a big Simpsons nerd and also like "South Park" and "Family Guy", but also love Cohen Bros. and dry humor as well. I love doing pretty much anything, from reading and low key intellectual activities, to concerts, ballgames, bbqs, or just relaxing and cuddling. I'm a very deep and caring person, who can be a little sassy too. I am also a very laid back and mellow person, so if you're looking for a super fast-paced, loud, cheerleader type, you won't find that here and I'd also suggest you improve your taste in women. If you're interested in someone nice, funny, smart, laid-back and real, that would describe me. I am a little shy when I first meet people, but that wears off and allows me to just be myself, tell jokes and just have fun. I'm also very drama-free and proud to say that I don't do most of those things that I hear guys complain that women do. For instance, I don't sit around and watch Oprah and whine "What are you thinking about?" I'm not a nag or pain in the butt. I like a variety of music, everything from Morrissey to classic rock. If you think you may have an interest, go ahead and say hi. I really am a great catch and you won't regret getting to know me. Thanks for reading and I hope to talk with you soon.