My dream is to become the dictator of a small Caribbean island. Other than banning reality TV, trucker hats and cauliflower, I'd be relatively benevolent: work would be required to provide recess (capture the flag being, of course, the national sport) and nap breaks on those red and green mats we had in kindergarten. Peanut M & Ms would be the official currency. Gonads (especially the law school variety) would be summarily deported . The national anthem would obviously be some form of Bob Marley mixtape... amazing the things you can think up when you're bored in Torts.A little about me, since you got this far: I'm completely irreverent but endearing. I'm a terrible speller. I love Israel (I've been 10+ times and I just got back from being a counselor on Birthright) though I'm not very religious. I have a large but tight family (2 younger brothers and 19 cousins just on my mom's side) so if you bore me I'll have no problem tuning you out -- I've had plenty of practice. My law school essay was titled "Why the world needs another Jewish Lawyer." I can be serious, but only if you impress me. I'm also demanding: I can't contact you, so you'll have to contact me (even if you also not a subscriber, it should be easy enough to figure out). Please don't be that girl that posts misleading pictures/information -- do you really think I'm not going to notice if we meet in real life? Save us both the trouble and be happy with who you are, not who you wish you could be.