Let me say straight away that if you're looking to just "hook up" or use me for sex that you've come to the wrong profile!!! I need a woman who will appreciate me for the intellectual-mammoth that I am....Now a little about me: I was born a poor black child in rural Mississippi...oh wait, that's someone else's story. Despite the fuzzy reproduction of my photo - I'd like to go on record as saying that "yes, I do have eyes" (they're brown, actually...and miraculously after almost 20 years of hockey all my teeth and limbs are real too...bonus, right?). I could theoretically sit here and bore the daylights out of you with a lot of useless information about myself, but I'm feeling merciful today and will spare you. In all honesty I'm a socially-inept bastard. Why would I be here otherwise?